I read this headline and said “Keanu Reeves was in The Matrix??” My girlfriend shook her head…

And FUCK YOU KEANU REEVES.
Keanu Reeves Destroyed My Marriage
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Reuben Salsa
Ryan Fan
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Jan 24, 2021
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I read this headline and said “Keanu Reeves was in The Matrix??” My girlfriend shook her head…
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Written by Ryan Fan24K Followers
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Believer, Baltimore City IEP Chair, and 2:35 marathon runner. Diehard fan of “The Wire.”
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